There you go, plate cats. Munch away!
From a review of the movie 'The Marine' starring John Cena in the role of John Trident (hee hee: John Trident):
'.... exploring John Cena's two facial expressions. Some people might say he only has one, but if you look closely you'll find two. The first is the most obvious, mule-headed stubbornness. The other is more subtle, but I'd describe it as barely constrained confusion. '
From later in that same review:
'....His fingers are like cucumbers, so large they're almost incapable of doing things like grasping. His arms are so muscled they're almost immobile, in battle the guy looks a lot like an angry Tyrannosaurus. '
Now I'd say that's a little unfair. Or confused. Tyrannosauruses have tiny little claw arms.
This review was a bit like prose caricature...
But John does not have hands. Or wrists. He has meatwise embiggened Thundermitts.
I hadn't done anything that satisfied me but I had loads of drawings. So I put them on this blog.
This could go in several directions. Actually it will. So munch on that!
Sci-Friday starring Connie - Connie, March 7 1937, courtesy of Cole Johnson. Follow the Connie story every Friday here on Stripper's Guide.
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